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    Monday, June 16th, 2008
    3:10 am
    One Piece fic
     A/N: This little fic came from a somewhat terrifying one-sentence prompt I heard from a friend. It’s my first ever pure One Piece fan fic, so I hope I’ve characterized the CP9 members properly.


    Title: The Gift
    Characters: Rob Lucci, Jyabura, Kumadori, Hattori.
    Pairing: None.
    Rating: PG for some light cursing.
    Length: 1183 words.
    Synopsis: Kumadori and Jyabura visit Rob Lucci in the hospital.

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    Sunday, July 29th, 2007
    3:47 am
    Conflict of Interest; Chapter 1
     Well, here's the first chapter of my huge Sly Cooper fanfic...finally. Much thanks to [info]stokerbramwell for betaing for me. Formatting's a bit borked, possibly. I'll fix it in the morning if neccessary.

    Fandom: Sly Cooper
    Title: Conflict of Interest
    Rating: T, though later chapters may have M level violence.
    Pairings: Sly/Carmelita, Bentley/Penelope, OC/OC

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    Saturday, July 21st, 2007
    9:00 am
    Deathly Hallows (spoilers in comments)
     Well, I finished it. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I managed to avoid all those nasty spoilers completely. Take that, internet!

    To be quite honest, I loved it. There were a few "eh" moments, but for the most part it was quite awesome. Probably my favorite of the series.

    And now, I get more entertainment, this time by watching the internet disintegrate into a sea of rage, tears, and wank over this book. I've already read caps-locked death threats aimed at JKR. Ah, internet...don't ever change.

    ETA: SPOILERS IN COMMENTS!!!
    Saturday, July 14th, 2007
    1:30 am
    Metaquoted again!
     Wahey, I got metaquoted again! Last time I think it was something I said about my penis. This time...well, just check it out for yourself.

    http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6185833.html

    Current Mood: accomplished
    1:27 am
    KH plotbunny help!
     Now I'm getting a bunny for a whole trilogy of KH characters as POTC characters fics. The only problem is in casting Jack and Barbossa.

    It all started when I saw an icon of Xaldin with a pirate hat. This led to the idea of Xaldin as Jack Sparrow, which is amusing, but presents something of a dilemma.

    If I make Xaldin Jack, he would be somewhat out of character. Very amusing, but not exactly Xaldin. I would also have to make Xigbar Barbossa, because Barbossa talking like a surfer dude would just compound the WTF? that Xaldin!Jack embodies.

    However, there is another choice that is more in character. Axel!Jack with Xaldin!Barbossa. Axel's more in line with Jack's personality character, and Xaldin (my favorite Nobody), he gets to be my favorite POTC character and still be somewhat in character.

    What do you think? Xaldin!Jack with Xigbar!Barbossa, or Axel!Jack with Xaldin!Barbossa? I'm leaning towards Axel and Xaldin right now, but one thing's for sure either way:

    The story will have Donald!Pintel and Goofy!Ragetti. And that's a recipe for fun.
    Saturday, July 7th, 2007
    11:35 pm
    I have a new crack pairing.
     I've never really had much love for crack ships, to be honest. But I finally found one that really speaks to me.

    Kisame (Naruto)/Gogo (Kill Bill)

    I was in a multifandom RP, and these two characters just seemed to click in my head. They're both very polite, but with a savagely violent side to them.

    Of course, the two are just as likely to kill each other as hook up if they were to meet (probably more likely), but still, that's part of the fun. It's not going to be a fluffy pairing, in the strictest sense, but it is quite fun.



    I even have a plotbunny or two for them, but who knows if I'll ever act on them.
    Sunday, July 1st, 2007
    9:56 pm
    My secret shame.
     I am truly a nerd, I fear.

    I've been playing the new pokemon game a lot lately, and I do mean a lot. I've almost caught them all.

    323+ hours of playtime, 480/493 pokemon seen, 480/493 pokemon obtained.

    It's scary, I'm even starting to do crazy shit like competitive breeding and EV training. Still, I've made some interesting friends through WiFi. One buddy of mine actually lives in Dubai.

    *purrs and pets his large box of shinies*


    I've even made a Sly Cooper theme team that could actually do fairly well in competitive play.
    1:28 pm
    Finally....
     I finally got off my lazy ass and started working on that Sly story I've been planning for the better part of a year.

    Chapter 1's been sent off to the beta, and Chapter 2 is more than halfway done. Man, I missed writing.
    Friday, June 29th, 2007
    10:04 pm
    And now, part one:
     I would have posted this earlier, but I didn't have much computer/internet access lately.

    List of things not to do on your dad's birthday/Father's Day:

    1. Remind him that he's an orphan. (Real classy, Mom)
    2. Constantly remind him that he's not only 58, but is 6 months younger than his wife and looks 15 years older than her. (Nice one again, Mom)

    More to follow.
    Saturday, June 9th, 2007
    8:32 pm
    That's interesting...
     Apparently, the rumors were true.

    My old middle school PE teacher was an ex-pornstar. Imagine that.
    Friday, December 22nd, 2006
    11:16 pm
    I survived.
     Well, the semester's over. I survived.

    It took careful bargaining with one teacher (I now have stuff to work on over the break), and two sleepless nights, but I'm free.

    I want to start on my Sly Cooper and Jak fanfiction this month, so look out for that, hopefully.

    I also intend to beat FFXII. I'm near the end of Pharos, so I'm almost there.
    Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
    3:35 am
    New Games
     Eh, bought some new games today. Final Fantasy XII (Collector's Edition), Escape from Monkey Island, and Super Mario 64 DS.

    FFXII is pretty cool so far. I'm not very far yet, but it's all right. The combat feels too MMORPGish, but I'm sure it'll grow on me eventually. After all, it took a long time for me to start liking FFX-2.

    I used to own Monkey Island, but I sold it. Picked up the new copy because it was cheap and kinda fun. Pirates are always awesome.

    Mario's good too. Using the stylus to move is a bit odd, but playing as Yoshi...totally awesome.
    Saturday, November 18th, 2006
    8:55 am
    Arrggh
     My legs are worse than I thought. I can barely lift my feet a few inches off the ground without searing pain running through my legs. I look like a freaking zombie when I walk. Ugggh, hope this heals up quickly.
    Friday, November 17th, 2006
    6:57 pm
    Whew...
     Well, I got a hot tip from a friend that the local EB had a copy of Phoenix Wright availible, so I undertook the long trek to the mall (no car, no bike).

    Three and a half hours later, I returned, triumphant. But victory came at a price. My legs refuse to work for the next two days.

    Oh, and I'm still sick. My HCOM teacher says it might be bronchitis, but I doubt it. I'm gonna visit the doctor's if it doesn't clear up soon.

    Current Mood: exhausted
    Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
    5:57 pm
    Here's the partial cast list for the joke version of the Producers I'm working on, starring Jak and Daxter characters.

    Daxter: Max Bialystock
    Vin: Leo Bloom
    Erol: Franz Liebkind
    Taryn: Ulla
    G.T. Blitz: Roger De Bris
    Razer: Carmen
    Edje: Brian (Set Designer)
    Cutter: Kevin (Costume Designer)
    Shiv: Scott (Choreographer)
    Kleiver: Shirley Markowitz (Lighting Designer)
    UR-86: Sabu
    Onin: Hold me Touch me
    Torn: Lead Tenor Stormtrooper
    Brutter: Trooper "Rolf"
    Jinx: Trooper "Mel"
    Krew: Bloom's old boss


    The following major characters lack definite roles, but may make eventual appearances, probably as people auditioning for the role of Hitler (Praxis):
    Jak
    Keira
    Tess
    Samos
    Ashelin
    Sig
    Kor
    Praxis (sort of)
    Veger
    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
    4:15 pm
    64...how bout you?
     Supposedly if you've seen over 105 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 176 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost.


    (x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (x) Grease
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
    ( ) Boondock Saints
    (x) Fight Club
    (x) Starsky and Hutch
    (x) Neverending Story
    (x) Blazing Saddles
    (x) Airplane!
    Total: 8

    (x) The Princess Bride
    (x) AnchorMan
    (x) Napoleon Dynamite
    (x) Labyrinth
    ( ) Saw
    ( ) Saw II
    ( ) White Noise
    ( ) White Oleander
    ( ) Anger Management
    (x) 50 First Dates
    ( ) The Princess Diaries
    ( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
    Total: 5

    ( ) Scream
    ( ) Scream 2
    ( ) Scream 3
    (x) Scary Movie
    (x) Scary Movie 2
    (x) Scary Movie 3
    ( ) Scary Movie 4
    (x) American Pie
    ( ) American Pie 2
    ( ) American Wedding
    ( ) American Pie Band Camp
    Total: 4

    (x) Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
    (x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    (x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    (x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    (x) Resident Evil I
    (x) Resident Evil 2
    ( ) The Wedding Singer
    ( ) Little Black Book
    ( ) The Village
    ( ) Lilo & Stitch
    Total: 6

    (x) Finding Nemo
    ( ) Finding Neverland
    ( ) Signs
    (x) The Grinch
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    ( ) White Chicks
    ( ) Butterfly Effect
    ( ) 13 Going on 30
    (x) I, Robot
    (x) Robots
    Total: 4

    (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    ( ) Universal Soldier
    (x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    ( ) Along Came Polly
    ( ) Deep Impact
    ( ) KingPin
    (x) Never Been Kissed
    (x) Meet The Parents
    ( ) Meet the Fockers
    ( ) Eight Crazy Nights
    (x) Joe Dirt
    (x) KING KONG
    Total: 6

    ( ) A Cinderella Story
    ( ) The Terminal
    ( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    ( ) Passport to Paris
    (x) Dumb & Dumber
    ( ) Dumber & Dumberer
    ( ) Final Destination
    ( ) Final Destination 2
    ( ) Final Destination 3
    ( ) Halloween
    ( ) The Ring
    ( ) The Ring 2
    ( ) Surviving X-MAS
    (x) Flubber
    Total: 2

    ( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    ( ) Practical Magic
    ( ) Chicago
    ( ) Ghost Ship
    ( ) From Hell
    (x) Hellboy
    ( ) Secret Window
    ( ) I Am Sam
    ( ) The Whole Nine Yards
    Total: 1

    ( ) The Day After Tomorrow
    ( ) Child's Play
    ( ) Seed of Chucky
    ( ) Bride of Chucky
    (x) Ten Things I Hate About You
    ( ) Just Married
    ( ) Gothika
    ( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
    ( ) Sixteen Candles
    ( ) Remember the Titans
    ( ) Coach Carter
    ( ) The Grudge
    (x) The Mask
    ( ) Son Of The Mask
    Total: 2

    ( ) Bad Boys 2
    ( ) Joy Ride
    ( ) Lucky Number Sleven
    ( ) Ocean's Eleven
    ( ) Ocean's Twelve
    ( ) Identity
    ( ) Lone Star
    ( ) Bedazzled
    (x) Predator I
    (x) Predator II
    ( ) The Fog
    (x) Ice Age
    ( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
    Total: 3

    (x) Independence Day
    ( ) Cujo
    ( ) A Bronx Tale
    ( ) Darkness Falls
    ( ) Christine
    (x) ET
    ( ) Children of the Corn
    ( ) My Boss' Daughter
    ( ) Maid in Manhattan
    ( ) Frailty
    ( ) War of the Worlds
    (x) Rush Hour
    (x) Rush Hour 2
    Total: 4

    ( ) Best Bet
    ( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    ( ) She's All That
    ( ) Calendar Girls
    ( ) Sideways
    (x) Mars Attacks
    ( ) Event Horizon
    ( ) Ever After
    (x) Forrest Gump
    ( ) Big Trouble in Little China
    ( ) The Terminator
    (x) T2
    ( ) Terminator 3
    Total: 3

    (x) X-Men
    (x) X2
    (x) X3
    (x) Spider-Man
    (x) Spider-Man 2
    ( ) Sky High
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
    ( ) Catch Me If You Can
    ( ) The Others
    ( ) Freaky Friday
    ( ) Reign of Fire
    ( ) Cruel Intentions
    ( ) Cruel Intentions 2
    ( ) The Hot Chick
    (x) Shrek
    (x) Shrek 2
    Total: 7

    ( ) Swimfan
    ( ) Miracle
    ( ) Old School
    ( ) The Notebook
    ( ) K-Pax
    (x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    (x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    (x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
    ( ) A Walk to Remember
    ( ) Boogeyman
    ( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
    ( ) Rent
    (x) Road to Perdition
    ( ) Team America : World Police
    (x) Passion of the Christ
    Total: 5

    (x) Munich
    ( ) The Ringer
    (x) The Da Vinci Code
    ( ) Poseidon
    ( ) Garden State
    (x) One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest
    ( ) The Big Lebowski
    ( ) Full Metal Jacket
    ( ) Bench Warmers
    ( ) Almost Famous
    ( ) Half Baked
    ( ) Super Troopers
    (x) Saving Private Ryan
    Total: 4
    Friday, May 5th, 2006
    1:32 am
    Well, I joined my first rp. Final_kingdom. It's a KHII RP. It should be fun.

    I've got two characters so far.

    Xaldin (journal at six_spears.livejournal.com)
    Pete (journal at invinciblepete.livejournal.com)
    Saturday, April 8th, 2006
    12:48 am
    Well now, that's interesting.
     Well, it's official. I've been metaquoted.

    http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/4935403.html

    I feel like an internet veteran now.

    Fanime's coming up soon, and I still don't have a costume. I'm either gonna buy a Jiraiya costume online, or try to make a Dimitri (Sly Cooper) or Jango (One Piece) costume.

    Also, I bought a bunch of games last weekend. Kingdom Hearts II, Shadow Hearts: From the New World, and Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

    Beat KH2. Frakkin' awesome. It was better than the first one, with a darker storyline and new worlds. Plus, the final boss was actually kind of hard this time around. On an amusing note, my roommate and I can no longer look at Hades without going "Ooh, piece of candy," because of that damn Family Guy episode with James Woods.

    In SH3, I just reached Chichen Izza, after making my way through places like Alcatraz, Roswell, and Las Vegas. The characters are even more awesome this time around. There's a Brazil-trained ninja who gains new weapons by picking up random objects and attaching hilts to them. There's also a large talking, acting, drinking cat with ties to Al Capone. She's my favorite character, I'll have you know. Oh, and Lenny's back...as a butler. The game's difficulty seems quite a bit harder than the previous Shadow Hearts games, and my only real gripe with the game is how they changed Roger Bacon's voice.

    As for Sonic...it's pretty good, but the disc is messed up, so I need to replace it. Pity.

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: Robots Must be Free - Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal
    Saturday, December 31st, 2005
    3:57 am
    I apologize in advance for this. I don’t like it as much as the last one, but the idea made me giggle. I just don’t like how I wrote it… but hopefully you’ll like it more than I did. See the end for the inspiration for this piece.

    This is set sometime in during Jak 3.

    Fanfic100 prompt #62-Spring

    Honest Feedback

    “Jak, I’ve been wondering…” Keira trailed off, glancing down the bar of the Naughty Ottsel.

    Jak looked up from his own drink. “What is it?”

    The girl shrugged. “It’s just…you never talk about those two years…while you were in prison.”

    Jak frowned slightly. Noticing this, Keira quickly shook her head, gesturing with her free hand.

    “Nevermind. I shouldn’t have asked-“ she stopped as Jak’s expression softened and he raised a hand.

    “It’s all right. I don’t mind,” Jak sighed. “I just don’t usually think about that time. It…wasn’t pleasant.”

    Keira nodded.

    “They did a lot of experiments on me. Dark Eco, stuff like that. You can never get used to Dark Eco, every time was just like the first, maybe worse. My veins felt like they were on fire during those sessions. Sometimes I wished I would just slip away and not wake up.”

    Jak took a nonchalant gulp from his drink before continuing.

    “It wasn’t all fun and experiments. The Krimzon Guard are pretty good when it comes to physical and psychological torture. Our old friend Errol was the worst.”

    “What did-?”

    “Let’s just say that Errol was really into ‘musical theater’,” Jak shuddered, resting a palm over his face.

    Keira’s eyebrows contracted in confusion. Three seconds later, her eyes widened abruptly in shock.

    “Jak, you don’t mean-?”

    Jak looked back up, noticing the look on Keira’s face. His own face quickly shifted from haunted to embarrassed.

    “No no no! Nothing like that!” Jak waved his hands frantically in front of his face. “I mean he really liked musical theater.”

    Keira cocked her head to one side. “Meaning?”

    “Errol considered himself something of a playwright. He would test out his songs on the prisoners to get ‘honest feedback’.”

    Jak shook his head again. “There was that one time he sang the title song from his latest play. It was some kind of terrible homage to Baron Praxis and the Krimzon Guard.”

    Jak hugged himself, his eyes glazing. “I can still hear his voice…”


    Jak lay strapped to a table deep in the depths of the Baron’s prison, groaning. He stared straight ahead, his head held in place and unable to blink by a number of straps and hooks. In front of him, a red and silver armored man stood, his face covered by a rather frightening mask.

    “All right, freak. Let me know what you think of these stanzas.” Errol said silkily, flipping up his mask and revealing a look of cold concentration on his angular face. “And remember, do try to be honest.”

    With a flamboyant gesture, Errol began to sing.

    ““Springtime for Praxis and Krimzon Guards,”

    Jak’s eyes rolled in their sockets as he desperately tried to escape from his tormentor, who stepped lightly forward until he was next to his victim.

    ““Winter for Dark Eco freeeeeaks,” Errol sang, emphasizing the line by flicking one of Jak’s ears.

    “Springtime for Praxis and Krimzon Guaaaaaaaards…”

    Jak winced as Errol took a deep breath.

    “Come on guardsmen, go into your dance.”

    And dance he did. The Krimzon Guard captain tapped lightly and expertly, his boots clacking against the metal floor. He tapped lightly over to Jak’s left, then planted his feet and saluted.

    “I was born in the Outskirts and that is why they call me Bert.”

    Errol pirouetted over to Jak’s other side to deliver the next line to his captive audience.

    “Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Krimzon Guardy!”

    So saying, Errol continued his relentless dance solo. Jak gave a silent scream as he slipped into unconsciousness, accompanied by the endless tapping of Errol’s boots.


    Keira stared at Jak for several seconds. “That’s…horrible.” She squeezed Jak’s hand to calm him.

    Jak ran his other hand through his hair, nodding wordlessly.

    There was silence for a few moments, broken by the entrance of a two-foot tall ottsel.

    “Hey you two,” Daxter smiled widely.

    “Oh, hi Daxter!” Keira responded.

    Jak attempted to collect himself. “So, uh, what’s up?” he asked unconcernedly.

    Daxter held up a piece of paper in one hand. “I just found this weird flyer by the door.”

    “What kind of flyer?”

    “I dunno,” Daxter squinted at the paper. “Looks like an ad for some kind of play.”

    “The color drained from Jak’s face. “Play?”

    “Yeah, weird title though,” Daxter muttered. “It’s called ‘Springtime for Praxis’.”

    THUMP! Jak fainted.

    “Was it something I said?”

    End.
    Sunday, December 25th, 2005
    12:14 am
    Jak and Daxter oneshot: Disconnected
     Here's a little oneshot. Eh, It's all right I guess. I was a bit tired when I wrote this. I just wanted to post something on Christmas.


    Fanfic100 prompt #71: Broken






    Disconnected



    “Oh, Razer! You’re here!” the thug sputtered.

    Razer gazed contemptuously at Shiv. “Of course I’m here, you clip-eared ignoramus. You called me.”

    Slowly and deliberately, Kras City’s number one racer lit a cigarette. He inhaled deeply, then exhaled smoke from his nostrils like some kind of well-groomed dragon.

    “Well?” he asked, raising one eyebrow. “I’m here. What seems to be the problem?”

    “Well, to be honest, it’s UR-86.” Shiv shifted nervously as he mentioned the deathbot.

    Razer took another drag off his cigarette. “What, did he try and kill you again or something? What do you expect? He’s a deathbot, not a love-and-kittensbot.”

    Although, Razer thought, that would be a good idea. He had always liked cats; they were so independent, yet fluffy. Razer shook the thought from his mind. There would be ample time in the future to consider the brilliance of a love-and-kittensbot.

    “No, it’s not that.” Shiv looked puzzled. “It’s just that…something’s wrong with him.”

    “Wrong with him?” Razer’s face was perturbed.

    “See for yourself,” Shiv grumbled, jerking a thumb over his shoulder to the garage. “He’s in the back.”

    Razer strode purposefully into the garage. If something were indeed wrong with UR-86, then that was something that needed to be looked into immediately. The Red Eco Cup Grand Prix was the next morning, and out of all of Mizo’s racers participating in the event, UR-86 was the deadliest. If they were to beat Krew’s upstart team and their top racer, Jak, the bucket of bolts would need to be in top condition.

    As Razer approached the back of the garage, he noticed someone standing near a red and white car. It was UR-86; the robot’s red and white steel body was shining as it leaned over the car.

    “Well,” Razer murmured. “It doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with you from here.”

    At the sound of his voice, UR-86’s head clicked upward. Straightening it’s metal body, it raised an arm and gave a verbal greeting.

    “Y HALO THAR!”

    Razer stopped in mid-stride, confused. He decided to ignore UR-86’s strange greeting.

    “Shiv informed me that there was something wrong with you.” Razer’s voice was deceptively friendly.

    UR-86 beeped placidly, tilting its head to one side.

    “I just want to sure that you are ready and able to dominate in tomorrow’s race,” Razer smiled, then frowned as his voice hardened. “There’s a lot of money being bet tomorrow. Mizo’s money.”

    UR-86’s yellow eyes glowed unblinkingly as it stared. Razer continued.

    “Therefore, I just want to make perfectly clear that if anyone gets in your way, they are to be-“

    “-PWNZED! LOL!” the deathbot finished triumphantly.

    Razer blinked a few times in shock.

    UR-86 raised one claw up, clacking it emphatically.

    “SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB,” it elaborated.

    “I…see,” Razer gave a strained chuckle.

    Withdrawing another cigarette from his jacket, Razer gave UR-86 a piercing look.

    “Are you sure you are functioning properly, UR-86?”

    “WHAT YOU SAY!”

    Razer shook his head. “Now I’m convinced. You are malfunctioning.”

    “O RLY?” queried UR-86.

    Razer nodded solemnly. “Yes, really.”

    “O RLY?”

    “Yes. Really,” Razer gritted through his teeth.

    UR-86 paused for a moment, then responded. “O RLY?”

    Razer’s fists quivered, his entire face contorted into a mask of anger. However, the well-dressed man’s fury did nothing to ruffle UR-86, who continued to stare. Finally, Razer admitted defeat. His palms opened and his grimace subsided into a sneer. Rolling his eyes heavenward, he grumbled in a very tiny voice.

    “Ya rly.”

    “LOL!”

    Razer massaged his temples with gloved hands. This was getting out of hand. There was something familiar about the nonsensical gibberish that was coming out of UR-86’s vocal synthesizer, but what it was Razer did not know. Razer had to find the source of UR-86’s new vocabulary before it drove him insane.

    “Perhaps we should crack open your head and rearrange your circuits, hmm? Maybe that would fix our little problem.”

    “STFU!” UR-86’s eyes slitted threateningly.

    “I suppose not. It would be improper to damage Mizo’s new investment.” Razer flicked the cigarette away with a disdainful sniff.

    “ROFLMAO!”

    “Rofflemao?” Razer scoffed. “That’s not even a real word.”

    “ :-P ” UR-86 responded.

    There was silence for a moment.

    “…How in the hell do you even pronounce that?”

    UR-86’s head lowered as he considered that. Then Razer saw it, and he understood everything. There was a cable attached to the deathbot’s head. It ran down the length of UR-86’s body and disappeared into a jack in the wall.

    “Well well well…” Razer purred. “What do we have here?”

    UR-86 cocked its head again. Razer gestured at the cable, wagging one finger in a disapproving manner.

    “It looks like you’ve caught a virus. Your systems are probably corrupted.”

    “NO WAI!”

    “I’m going to have a talk with Shiv,” Razer said as he walked towards the exit. “I’ll have him reformat your hard drive and remove your online access. It’ll only cause trouble if you stay connected.”

    “Good night, UR-86,” Razer waved mockingly as he walked out into the night.

    UR-86 stood still for several seconds, rotating its hands restlessly. With a jolt it stopped. Yellow eyes flared brightly as UR-86 clutched its head in alarm.

    “OH NOEZ, MY PR0N!1!1”

    End.

    Current Mood: GLEE
    Current Music: Lodger - 24 Hour Candy Machine
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